What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 18:48
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
When the sun dies, could life survive on the Jupiter ocean moon Europa? - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
—
No go.
Precision Spectroscopy Reaffirms Gap Between Theory and Experiment - American Physical Society
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
AI risks 'broken' career ladder for college graduates, some experts say - ABC News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH